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What's up, sluts?
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Sabrina27
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So NOT funny.
Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:11 PM
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BoSox84
Brandon, FL
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BLASPHEMY
Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:14 PM
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the dude
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I knew you were real.
Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:06 PM
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timeconsumerx
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sup jesus
Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:16 PM
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ivyspice
Riverview, FL
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Jesus, what's the meaning of life?
Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:53 PM
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laxGregg
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hay how r U?
Saturday, September 10, 2005 10:51 PM
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guitarplayr1800
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shouldnt you be an arab?
That looks a little too anglo saxon
Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:37 AM
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Lysander
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i think jesus was black.
either that or made the fuck up.
Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:39 AM
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Jennie3921
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so ummmm.... about last night......
Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:02 AM
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LuigiScar7
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I think whoever made this account is fucking sick. Jesus died on the cross for your sins; you are not divine, only he is. You should really open your heart to the Lord Jesus Christ, and ask for forgiveness quickly. This blasphemy will have you rotting in hell if you don't.
Sunday, September 11, 2005 10:32 AM
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LuigiScar7
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...JK guys.
Sunday, September 11, 2005 10:32 AM
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CK
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^lol. I hope most people would be able to tell.
Sunday, September 11, 2005 10:49 AM
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Scarlett
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[Edited by Scarlett on 9/11/2005 4:11:07 AM. Reason for edit: dumb]
Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:10 PM
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Scarlett
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if i posted that comment...it wouldnt have been a joke.................
Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:10 PM
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laxGregg
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quote :
if i posted that comment...i'dt wouldnt have been a joke................. |
Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:21 PM
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Seth Angelus
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HEY> I GOT SOME BEEF WITH YOU.
ABOUT SOME YEARS AGO YOU TOOK AWAY SOME THINGS OF MINE THAT BELONGED TO ME. NOW I'VE BEEN GOING TO ST. RITAS CHURCH SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE, AND I EVER WANTED TO BE AN ALTAR BOY SO I COULD WEAR THOSE SPIFFY ALTAR BOY OUTFITS. I WANTED TO RING THAT LITTLE RING-A-DING-DING BELL EVERYTIME FATHER PETER OR FATHER REARDON BLESSED THE LITTLE CHRIST SNACKS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, I WENT TO ST. RITA's SCHOOL, AND I WORE MY UNIFORM AND BLACK TIE FOR YOU. THEN AFTERWARDS, WHEN I BLED ON THAT SINK AND TRANSFERRED TO P.S. 54 BECAUSE ST. RITAS WAS CHARGING 16 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH MONEY FOR A WEEK, I STILL MADE SURE I WENT TO CCD. THATS RIGHT. FUCKING C.C.D. I WENT AND TOOK C.C.D ALL THE WAY UP TO 8th GRADE, AND GUESS WHO ANSWERED AND KNEW ALL OF HIS SHIT, JESUS? GUESS?
YEAH, IT WAS ME. I WAS THE LITTLE MESSIAH KNOW IT ALL IN C.C.D. I READ CHAPTERS AND VERSE FOR YOU LIKE IT WAS A TOM CLANCY NOVEL. AND WHEN I GOT QUIZZED ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW WHO FINISHED FIRST? ME. YOU KNOW WHO ACED ALL OF HIS CUTE LITTLE C.C.D REPORT CARDS FOR YOU? ME!
WHEN THAT SPARROW WAS LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, YOU KNOW WHO DECIDED TO BE A GOOD SAMARITAN AND PICK IT UP? UH-HUH. THATS RIGHT.
WHEN THAT ONE GIRL WAS CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? I HAD TO DO THE FUCKING TALKING. WHEN ST. RITAS WAS HOLDING A BINGO GAME UNDERNEATH THE CHURCH AND SERVING BEER, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I SPOKE AGAINST THAT BLASPHEMY?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I OWNED FALSE KNOW-IT-ALLS TO PERVERT YOUR WORDS?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I DEFENDED YOUR EXISTENCE TO PYGMIES?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD BELIEVES YOU'RE A PASTY CREAMY ALBINO FEMININE LOOKING HIPPIE?
YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAVED HER FROM CUTTING HER WRIST? WHERE WERE YOU THEN?
YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SNAPPED AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM? WHERE WERE YOU TO HOLD ME BACK?
YOU REMEMBER WHEN I STYLED MY HAIR IN FRONT OF MY EYES SO I COULD LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BAD-ASS RAPTOR, WHERE WERE YOU?
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?
Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:42 PM
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Scarlett
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he was there to see it all and although u think u did it all by yourself....you didn't it was Jesus working through you...well except for the beating up someone and the hair comment...that probably was you acting alone but the nice things you did....you didn't do alone...he inspired you to do them.
Sunday, September 11, 2005 8:48 PM
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Alan
Tampa, FL
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This reminds me of a song I sang to Becky
Sunday, September 11, 2005 11:44 PM
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LuigiScar7
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Scarlett,
Eat shit and kill yourself.
Signed,
-Everyone.
Monday, September 12, 2005 12:50 AM
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Scarlett
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im entitled to my opinion on this website whether you agree with it or not Pete...and even moreso than you considering you don't even go to usf anymore! I am sorry I am not like you and just try to say and do things just so people will think I am "cool". I would rather people not like me for who I am than like me for who I am not.
Monday, September 12, 2005 4:14 AM
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justfuller
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ouch, she has a point. But seriously, this account is messed up, not funny at all.
Monday, September 12, 2005 5:11 AM
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JesusChrist
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Seth, these are important questions, but you will have to look inside yourself to find the answers...
Haha, just kidding.
Monday, September 12, 2005 5:52 AM
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laxGregg
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Jesus, forgive him (^^) for he knows not what he types.
Super Bowl picks this season?
Monday, September 12, 2005 5:54 AM
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JesusChrist
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He is forgiven, as are all of God's children.
Ye, and it is foretold that the Baltimore Ravens will be victorious this January.
I have to go now. I need to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
Monday, September 12, 2005 6:00 AM
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laxGregg
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Thank you Jesus.
Hi2u Guyz .gif)
[Edited by CrazyPills69 on 9/11/2005 8:04:01 PM. Reason for edit: ...]
Monday, September 12, 2005 6:03 AM
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laxGregg
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Lord...I know my problems are small...but I am at a crossraod. What should I do about my female troubles? In your name, Amen.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:30 AM
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PickledFish
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out of all the people...why did you choose to make fun of the son of God?
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:22 AM
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Lysander
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LEARN ABOUT YOUR RELIGION AND THEN TALK ABOUT IT
thx
oh and jesus, i'm going to need some help on my core final on monday. holla!
[Edited by Lysander on 9/14/2005 5:27:33 PM. Reason for edit: THAT WAS REDUNDANCY AT ITS FINEST LOLO]
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:24 AM
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laxGregg
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Nobody is making fun of him. In Jesus' name, Amen.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:25 AM
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Grandmaster_Z
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wasn't Jesus black?
also, why is it when we do something good, it's through the help of Jesus, but if we do something bad, Jesus doesn't take the credit, he blames us
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:39 AM
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BoSox84
Brandon, FL
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quote :
Ye, and it is foretold that the Baltimore Ravens will be victorious this January. |
Jesus obviously doesn't know football very well. Were ya watching Sunday night Jesus? Were you?
[Edited by BoSox84 on 9/14/2005 5:43:54 PM. Reason for edit: .]
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:43 AM
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laxGregg
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Anthony Wright was waiting in the wings. this is all they need. Remember Trent Dilfer?
In Jesus' name, Amen.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:48 AM
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BoSox84
Brandon, FL
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Anthony Wright is not Trent Dilfer. Trent Dilfer minimized mistakes, Anthony Wright does not.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:58 AM
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PickledFish
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^^^^because nothing bad can come out of Jesus. He was perfect. when something bad happens it is credited to satan, who from the beggining has tried to put doubt in our minds. we cant reason with satan because he will win. Did God really tell you you couldnt eat from the tree of knolegde of ood and evil?...Satan told Eve.
and yes it is blasphemy to call your self Jesus Christ. He said that at the end times there would be a lot of phalse prophets and people who impersonate him. how would we know then? the deciples asked. he amswered, no good tree can bare bad fruit and no bad tree can bear good fruit. im paraphrasing ofcourse.
[Edited by PickledFish on 9/14/2005 6:04:10 PM. Reason for edit: n]
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:59 AM
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Grandmaster_Z
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^oh ok, now that you explained it, I DO BELIEVE!
not really.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:01 AM
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PickledFish
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i wasnt trying to convert you. i only HELP convert those who WANT (will) to be converted.
[Edited by PickledFish on 9/14/2005 6:03:19 PM. Reason for edit: 4]
Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:02 AM
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CK
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none of that jibberish you typed will convert anyone. and that's the truth.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:09 AM
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MistaSyre
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I'm sure you have read the DaVinci Code and find it to be a crock of shit and waste of time/money/paper as well.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:16 AM
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PickledFish
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^^thank you sister...
Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:18 AM
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laxGregg
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^You thank a sister...BANG!!!1111....
Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:17 AM
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Lysander
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listen here pickled fish
the concept of the modern satan didn't come up until a lot later... nowhere in genesis [or the whole old testament, for that matter] mentions a 'satan' or 'devil' or 'demons.'
Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:20 AM
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SexyScientist48
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Bwhahahahaha... i laugh at this whole thread. (giggles) Jesus, can u please get rid of my cancer for me... that would be super. it's really gettin' old. really. kthnx.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:40 AM
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Scarlett
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I read the davinci code and I am religious and I still loved it and found it very interesting...
Thursday, September 15, 2005 8:13 AM
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acurtiss
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Holy Moses
Thursday, September 15, 2005 8:32 AM
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JesusChrist
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Bwhahahahaha... i laugh at this whole thread. (giggles) Jesus, can u please get rid of my cancer for me... that would be super. it's really gettin' old. really. kthnx.
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I'll see what I can arrange, but I'm still in General Chem II so it might be a while before I can get working on a cure.
Love,
JC
Friday, September 16, 2005 4:15 AM
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PickledFish
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^^^^^ oh really? try reading the book of Job. Its in the old testament. youl be surprised to see who is mentioned. Oh and can i ad that the book of Job is the oldest book in the Bible.
Friday, September 16, 2005 4:19 AM
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JesusChrist
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Pickledfish:
"He said that at the end times there would be a lot of phalse prophets and people who impersonate him. how would we know then? the deciples asked. he amswered, no good tree can bare bad fruit and no bad tree can bear good fruit."
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Haha, I remember when I said that! But keep in mind, I had been smoking some "bad fruit" when I said that, if you know what I mean. ;)
Good times, good times...
Peace,
JC
[Edited by JesusChrist on 9/15/2005 6:22:15 PM. Reason for edit: fucked up]
Friday, September 16, 2005 4:21 AM
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