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Mattyboy
Tampa
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Look guys (Kristin and Brugger), Wendel doesn't need to be lectured about STD's and what not. Being the pimp Mac Daddy that he is, his body has actually found homeostasis in his viral infections!
His 24 mutated strings of Gonhorrea, Herpes, HIV, HPV, and what not have actually formed a cohesive unit in his bloodstream and vital organs. The amazing thing is, he actually has what one might see as "Super Powers" from it all!
He has an Impermeable anal membrane, completely under his control(otherwise he couldn't poop, for those who aren't medical geniuses), bullet proof skin, and his semen is ejaculated at a velocity that could take down a foreign leader through a bullet proofed motorcade.
All in all, STD's arent that bad. These chicks are like the super friends...that are SUPER FRIENDLY!
Saturday, April 9, 2005 9:30 PM
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FBsk8er0
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lol
Saturday, April 9, 2005 9:39 PM
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whatisusf
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ive been with half of the girls on there. and it hurts me in the pants
Saturday, April 30, 2005 10:59 PM
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Nikki OLE
Tampa, FL
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BAHAHAHAHAHA, I just now noticed that I know "CRABS"
Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:39 AM
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DamnSkippy
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Don't mess with the Brugger, man, he passed PMIID, that class will hunt you down and crush you...like a heavy-set woman after a kit-kat in your back pocket. My complements sir, I will pass on your assimilation of the material to Drs. Specter and Pross.
[Edited by DamnSkippy on 1/18/2006 4:07:52 AM. Reason for edit: .]
Wednesday, January 18, 2006 2:06 PM
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Brugger
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Wow... I forgot about this thread.
I have a better STD that I learned about recently: Trichomonas vaginalis. It's a flagellated protozoon. I guess you can say it's just swimming around in a vagina or the male urethra. But it really likes the vagina!
Learn it
Know it
Love it
And DamnSkippy... Thank you, i think!??!
Thursday, January 19, 2006 12:01 AM
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OhCheesesRice
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Me and my friend Rachel LOVED that STD, but we learned it as Trichomoniasis vaginalis. Well, we loved to say it... a lot. It got old, but it's still and GREAT set of words to put to song.
Thursday, January 19, 2006 4:05 AM
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Holycarp
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I didnt read all the comments, but I am doing the moffit cancer research on HPV and there is a 50% chance that I got the vaccine and its almost never deadly in men anyway so I'll take HPV. Oh yeah I forgot though that if I do have an symptomatic STD they treat it for free AND im getting paid for it! So... now that that's settled... LADIES?!
Thursday, January 19, 2006 7:55 AM
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Liquid Anubis
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I can safely say that I have all those STDs mentioned in the pic. Dirty muthafuckas...
Thursday, January 19, 2006 8:02 AM
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Crambone
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*BUMP*
Monday, February 6, 2006 8:58 AM
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FBsk8er0
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Randomed...oh how I love this
Thursday, February 8, 2007 7:45 PM
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usfbeachbum16
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Damn, whoever did that is fucked up! Nobody deserves that.
Saturday, February 10, 2007 4:42 AM
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PickledFish
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"i call dibs on HIB" lolololololololololol!
Sunday, February 11, 2007 10:40 PM
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volcomdiablo
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I'm HIV Positive that this is one of the funniest pictures...
Random'd
Friday, March 14, 2008 9:42 PM
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SuperKpill
Brandon
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hahaha
Sunday, March 16, 2008 11:44 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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Still like to get HIV from the HIV girl.
Friday, April 4, 2008 12:09 AM
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shchmue
Tampa
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how does VD fit into this group? that would be the heading.
Saturday, April 5, 2008 8:20 AM
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