sweetlilmissa
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Yeah I don't have my AIM up. It's usually up 24/7.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:44 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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^^Hahaha... That's funny.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:45 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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You probably drink a lot of coffee... I'll catch you @ the starbucks in the library and I am going to whoop your arse. Beat your harder than I beat my meat.
What?
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:46 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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I don't drink coffee, chai tea is for me. I will whoop your ass with a dictionary if I see you in the library, fucker.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:48 AM
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BoSox84
Brandon, FL
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^^TMI big guy
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:49 AM
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ivyspice
Riverview, FL
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I'll take the pics, k?
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:51 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Not sure Will. Just that I have a hit out for him, that's all.
Beware...
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:52 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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You're 5'2... I'll fend you off by placing my hand on your forehead to nudge you off with my longer arm. Your wild swings with your short arms can't reach me.
::shrugs::
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:52 AM
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ivyspice
Riverview, FL
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I'm barely 5'1... barely...
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:53 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Fuck, don't pick on the midgets! We short people pick up anything within reach and use those as weapons.
More power to us short folks Ivy.
P.S. That's what heels are for: to even the playing field a little bit. Shoot, I just may take one off and use it to my advantage.
[Edited by Sweetlilmissa on 10/5/2005 10:56:17 PM. Reason for edit: rar]
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:55 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Drunk Will, I'm on my little sister's computer and she has her AIM up. I don't think she would appreciate drunken dirty IMs.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:56 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Too little. Until January at least.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:59 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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I'll snatch your dictionary and I'll hold it over your head and make your jump for it.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:00 AM
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ivyspice
Riverview, FL
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I like being short. I can fit easily in small back seats of cars. Shorter people have faster reaction times, greater endurance, and greater ability to accelerate body movements. Shorter people are less likely to require surgery for herniated spinal disks, have lower cardiovascular disease, and have a fewer chances of contracting cancer...
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:02 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Then I'll karate chop you in the knee caps and laugh when you fall down.
I'm a black belt you know.
Okay not really, but I could still cause some pain.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:02 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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I would use my left and right hooks on your boobs. Just like Woody Harrelson in Kingpin...
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:04 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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I like being short too (except when it comes to buying pants because they are ALWAYS too long on me). We have better balance too. Chew on that you tall fuckers.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:04 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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Short people always going for the knees...
::shrugs::
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:06 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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I'm not that tall, but I am tall enough. 5'9 1/2 - 5'10
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:07 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Why Will why? I thought we had a mutual understanding. That's it, you're going down too. I'm punching you right in the peeny. Hard.
^ Keep the girls out of it. They're sacred.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:07 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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See? You're not that tall. You're about the height of all the men in my family (except my dad).
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:08 AM
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Lysander
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DEAR SWEETLILMISSA,
I WOULD LIKE TO PUT MY TONGUE IN YOUR MOUF
CONFIRM/CONFIRM
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:24 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Hmmm I smell sarcasm... And it stinks like shit.
I'm a biter.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 12:26 PM
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Lysander
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;[ what
Thursday, October 6, 2005 6:24 PM
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Okrbot23
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^^^Jess was being serious, she just had to scream to be heard over all the E-game in this thread
Thursday, October 6, 2005 9:13 PM
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sweetlilmissa
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Okay, the that's okay. As long as it was Jess.
^^ I'm sure the cameras will love you whipping your cock out Drunk Will. Won't be the first time some weirdo did that in our store.
Thursday, October 6, 2005 10:08 PM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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Damn it, dike... It's been brought and you're still hiding. I'll murder a whole lot of ya!!!
(showing angry face) Grrrrr...
Thursday, October 6, 2005 10:43 PM
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sweetlilmissa
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Do you mean dyke my dear? In all your anger you forgot how to spell.
Friday, October 7, 2005 12:29 AM
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Okrbot23
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No I think he was talking about a dam.
Friday, October 7, 2005 12:31 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Well hot damn.
So I'm big enough to block a huge collection of water. You calling me fat sucka?
:cries:
Friday, October 7, 2005 12:38 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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One can use dike or dyke... It's a slang word so both are appropriate.
*Yes, you're arse is as big as the mississippi, but twice as fresh
[Edited by OmNiSciEnT12b on 10/6/2005 2:50:43 PM. Reason for edit: dyke]
Friday, October 7, 2005 12:48 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Don't hate on my ghetto booty.
Friday, October 7, 2005 12:58 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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^Ghetto arse? Prove it!!!
*Please upload photo.
Friday, October 7, 2005 12:59 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Camera would not do it justice but I promise you I have quite a bit of junk in the trunk (so I've been told).
Friday, October 7, 2005 1:03 AM
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laxGregg
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quote :
Ghetto arse? Prove it!!!
*Please upload photo. |
[Edited by CrazyPills69 on 10/6/2005 3:06:34 PM. Reason for edit: ...]
Friday, October 7, 2005 1:05 AM
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Okrbot23
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damn those black pants and dark nights, its the best I could do gents buuuuut
if her arse is as big as her mouff
I keeeeeeeed I keeeeeeeed! :mwah:
Friday, October 7, 2005 1:11 AM
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sweetlilmissa
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Ha ha exactly. I used to have a profile shot on here but I'm not sure what I did with it. Ah well. (Psst, that pose was inspired by my booty thankyouverymuch)
Big foot is to big penis as big mouth is to big booty.
Friday, October 7, 2005 1:15 AM
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ivyspice
Riverview, FL
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But, I have a huge mouth and noasatall.
Friday, October 7, 2005 2:40 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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Much better.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 12:12 PM
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sweetlilmissa
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Shaddup before I punch you.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 12:54 PM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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I am back on my boxing training. I will give you my left hook to your stomach. Your uterus will drop shortly afterwards.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 1:01 PM
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sweetlilmissa
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Sweet no more periods!
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 1:04 PM
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niggy
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this was the coolest conversation i ever read in my life.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 8:21 PM
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sweetlilmissa
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You bet your ass it is.
And yes, I can sense sarcasm from a mile away.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 11:42 PM
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