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Shadow Man


lmao....how dare you defile danielle like that...the other chic looks like the Michelin tire Man....

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:12 AM

WarriorWolf1


Whoa... wait... is that pic supposed to look like that?? I'd check my glasses, but I don't wear any....

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:15 AM

twostep41


hahaha.... thats too funny

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:26 AM

Alan
Tampa, FL

Not only can I write code

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:26 AM

LuigiScar7


HAHAHA!!! That is priceless...

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:30 AM

sweetlilmissa


Lol that's some scary stuff right there...

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:31 AM

LiLTamz


omg i can't believe you would do that to them. i never met that other girl but danielle is soooo pretty and i'm sure her friend is not even CLOSE to looking ANYTHING like that. thats so mean!! LOL

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:34 AM

TheRobbStory
St. Petersburg

SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!11!!!!!

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:45 AM

LiLTamz


of course You would say that.....

[Edited by LiLTamz on 3/3/2004 11:50:20 PM. Reason for edit: *]

Thursday, March 4, 2004 9:49 AM

Greg


id do em. flat faces are that shit

Thursday, March 4, 2004 10:20 AM

Krystle Burger


OMG....they must not have seen this one yet....

Thursday, March 4, 2004 10:46 PM

Tweak
Tampa

lmao, nice.

Thursday, March 4, 2004 10:47 PM

no idea
Tampa, Fl

thats definetly rosie o'donnell on the left and lenno with a wig on the right

Thursday, March 4, 2004 11:59 PM

Schaboinken


This doesn't seem too mean or insulting to me.. just silly. Sillyrific.

Friday, March 5, 2004 12:34 AM

rinpants


hahah, nice.

Friday, March 5, 2004 12:42 AM

xavionblue


for some reason im still attracted to the one on the right......must be the personality

Friday, March 5, 2004 12:56 AM

nathansym


Didn't I hit on these girls at that mentally challnged school?

Friday, March 5, 2004 1:04 AM

BMack


alan, you asshole!!!

Friday, March 5, 2004 1:13 AM

EmptyApocalypse


Sexy

Friday, March 5, 2004 1:14 AM

dbenford


gee thanks. my self esteem just dropped like 20 points.

Friday, March 5, 2004 2:25 AM

dbenford


OH WAIT..no it didn't, cuz i really don't give a shit!

Friday, March 5, 2004 2:25 AM

BaleighslrshCrm


LoL... Alan... you're good at the whole Downs Syndrome look.

Friday, March 5, 2004 3:11 AM

TheRobbStory
St. Petersburg

That's it. Danielle's new name is Corky from this day forth.

Friday, March 5, 2004 3:19 AM

asleeponatrain


Robb has a red pencil box.

He really does.

Saturday, March 6, 2004 8:30 PM

dbenford


"if you can waste all that time to photoshop that shit, you have way too much fucking time on your hands. I mean, seriously - who the fuck would edit a photo just to make fun of someone on some website. Think about it - thats NOT really what they look like. Everyone knows that. Besides, who cares anyway. They are not here to impress your stupid ass. You probably think you're pretty funny; just keep wasting your time and making clever photoshop images and cracking yourself up. Good job, Im impressed - I really am. You do a great job showing everyone what a worthless piece of shit you really are. Go get a job, go get a hobby, go suck some dick, or even better just shut the fuck up. But its always easy to be an internet tough guy, isn't it? Take away your computer and your photoshop and you're just another pussy bitch."
- fuck you in advance, eat shit.
(This was not posted by dbenford, but a friend.)

Thursday, April 1, 2004 9:45 AM

swank


The above comment is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the site. Fink and Santoro posts included.

[Edited by swank on 4/1/2004 12:18:32 AM. Reason for edit: Alan is an internet tough guy.]

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:06 AM

rinpants


hahahahha

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:32 AM

kateetak


OMGLOLZERZ I rode the short bus with those girls!!!!

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:37 AM

flushtownsfines


HOLY MOLLY DONUT SHOP!

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:41 AM

laurusf20


omg too funny lol....

Thursday, April 1, 2004 11:35 AM

LayaSurfer
Cape Coral

Hey Swank, the kid who made that comment makes 10 times the amount of money you do in a year in one hour. I know because he's been my best friend seince sixth grade. Um so anything you say to him like that doesn't really matter, because 1. He gets more ass than you will ever see. 2. He's worth a lot more than you'll ever be. 3. He has more skills on a computer than you've ever seen in your life. 4. Your comments don't count for anything anyway. Like he said, "Take away your computer and your photoshop and you're just another pussy bitch." hahahahahahaha loser!

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:08 PM

EmptyApocalypse


HAHAHAHAHAHA 10x the amount of money swank makes in a year in one hour... dude... swanks family is the leading distributer of urinal pattys in the WORLD. 90% of the urinal patties in urinals throughout the WORLD are distributed through Swanks parents!!! They make some fucking bank dude.

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:39 PM

swank


So what you're saying is: your friend is a man-whore with a job that pays more than an 18 year old who works exclusively on a "when I feel like it" basis, and OH MY GOD, he knows more about computers than me. Obviously, on a scale of personal merit based on carnality, materialism, and amount the of time wasted learning about computers, (with bonus points awarded for ignorance), I'm going to score pretty low. Somehow, I can deal with that. By your own logic, Alan probably gets more tail than your friend, and seeing as he turned down a job offer at Microsoft last month, certainly can make more money and definatly has better computer skills than your friend, so why would anything your friend says matter to him?

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:55 PM

swank


You're goddamn right we run the cake racket in this town. Dad's letting me start as a kneecap breaker next month.

Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:57 PM

LayaSurfer
Cape Coral

No what I'm saying is his parents own the Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee Company... Go to any coffee shop... That's $50 a lbs at cheapest... Thanks smuck... Go sell some toilet seats.

Oh yeah, one more thing.... When you reach CEO level of a company by the age of 21 then open your mouth again... Until then... Buh-bye.....

[Edited by LayaSurfer on 4/1/2004 4:41:24 PM. Reason for edit: .]

Friday, April 2, 2004 2:39 AM

EmptyApocalypse


Layla, I think you are trying too hard to be funny...

Friday, April 2, 2004 2:49 AM

burnsinat0r


Whaddaya say...should I post mine? I think mine's better.

Friday, April 2, 2004 3:08 AM

Krystle Burger


aw c'mon...everyones gone for the summer

Friday, May 21, 2004 8:27 AM

ThatGuy


im not, so stop being so unfriendly krystle

Friday, May 21, 2004 9:13 AM

GabePR


My parents distribute coffee... my parents distribute urinal patties... sounds like some people rely on their parents a little too much.

Monday, June 7, 2004 11:15 PM

kiki


this picture reminds me of the movie the ring....they're cursed by the video!

[Edited by kiki on 6/7/2004 2:44:25 PM. Reason for edit: they got seven days...]

Tuesday, June 8, 2004 12:43 AM

Cire19


funny thing is, Sunchick really looks like that in person.

Tuesday, June 8, 2004 5:25 AM

Krystle Burger


BUMP! for teh win!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:37 AM

TrackStar


YAY!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:43 PM








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