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Hooray_Beer
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I agree .gif)
Monday, April 26, 2004 6:25 AM
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BJ
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next picture should be taken a little lower
Monday, April 26, 2004 6:28 AM
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the dude
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You look like a serious thinker.
Monday, April 26, 2004 6:30 AM
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mellomel
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I love your glasses, too.
[Edited by mellomel on 4/25/2004 8:42:58 PM. Reason for edit: d'oh]
Monday, April 26, 2004 6:42 AM
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the dude
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Hey girl, you like books n' stuff?
Sometimes I read.
Monday, April 26, 2004 6:47 AM
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nathansym
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nerd
Monday, April 26, 2004 7:52 AM
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Forkdora
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Ok. So here's the truth. I am a nerd. I like to read books. Infact, it's the only thing I can do because I have no friends. My mother picked out my glasses. I often wear tall shoes to make myself look like I am a normal height. I can't swim underwater anymore.
Monday, April 26, 2004 4:14 PM
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the dude
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I think you misunderstood me.
What I was getting at is that we should share the rest of our lives together as social expellees of picaresque tradition.
Monday, April 26, 2004 6:30 PM
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swank
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What authors?
Monday, April 26, 2004 6:46 PM
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nathansym
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i'd hit it
Monday, April 26, 2004 9:24 PM
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Forkdora
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Kafka rocks my world. So does Kate Moss.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 7:04 AM
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swank
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Palahniuk? Vonnegut?
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 7:28 AM
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the dude
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I don't read German.
and Mosse? Like the wacky futuristic environment-friendly fem-bot?
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 7:41 AM
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Forkdora
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I have no idea who Palahniuk is, but I used to like Vonnegut a lot until I read one book I didn't like. He is now forgotten. I like anything that during or after reading I say 'What the fuck?' 'Ha Ha, that was funny' or 'That made me so sad I'm going to sleep now'.
Mosse the wacky futuristic environment-friendly fem bot?? You made that up didn't you. Didn't you...
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 7:51 AM
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burnsinat0r
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Figt Club, Choke, Lullaby...
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 7:53 AM
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the dude
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Kate Mosse -- like Crucifix Lane where some girl gets knocked out for like 10 years and wakes up in a future without tides or something-or-other. Thats all I know.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 8:00 AM
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swank
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Chuck Palahniuk. Invisible Monsters and Choke are my fav's. I haven't read anything for pleasure in months.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 8:02 AM
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TheRobbStory
St. Petersburg
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I only read books written by bums and drunks and womanizers and prostitutionalizers.
Here is a good one:
Luck Was Not a Lady
being half-young i sat about the bars
slurping it up to the ears
thinking something might happen to
me, i mean, i tried the ladies:
"hey, baby, listen, the costermongers
weep for your beauty..."
or some such.
their heads never turned, they looked
ahead, straight ahead,
bored.
"hey, baby, listen, i am a
genius, haha ha..."
silent before the bar mirror, these
magic creatures, these secret sirens,
big-legged, bursting out of their
dresses, wearing shining dagger
heels, earrings, strawberry mouths,
just sitting there, sitting there,
sitting there.
one of them told me, "you bore
me.""
"no, baby, you got it
backwards..."
"oh, shut up..."
then in would walk the dandy, some fellow
neat in a suit, pencil mustache, bow tie;
he would be slim, light, musical, delicate
and so knowing
and all the ladies would start calling his
name: "oh, murray, murray!"
or some such.
"hi, girls!"
i always knew i could deck one of those
fuckers but that hardly mattered in the
sum total of things,
the ladies just gathered about murray
(or some such) and i just kept ordering
drinks,
sharing the juke music with them
and listening to the laughter from
the inside jokes
that i couldn't quite
hear.
i wondered what wonderful things
i was missing, the secret of the
magic, something that they knew,
and i felt myself again the idiot in the
schoolyard, sometimes a man never got out
of there--he was marked, it could be told
with a mere glance
and so
i was shut out,
"i am the lost face of
janus," i might say through some
momentary silence.
of course, to be
ignored.
they'd pile out
to cars in back parking
smoking
laughing
to drive off
to some consumate
ever-victory
leaving me
to keep on drinking
just me
sitting there
then the face of the
bartender near
mine:
"last call!"
his meaty indifferent face
cheap in the cheap
light
to have my last drink
go out to my ten year old car
at the curbing
get in
to drive ever so carefully
to my rented
room
remembering the schoolyard
again,
recess time,
being chosen next to last
on the baseball team,
the same sun shining on me
as on them,
now it was night,
most people of the world
together;
my cigarette dangling,
I heard the sound of the
engine.
-C. Bukowski
[i]The Last Night of the Earth Poems (c) 1992 Black Sparrow Press
Friday, April 30, 2004 3:07 AM
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Forkdora
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i can't read poetry. I got passed the title and this is what started to happen in my head: "she's a lady! woah woah woah she's a lady!" Then my shoulders started gettin their groove on.
Monday, May 24, 2004 8:34 AM
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CK
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hah hah hah
Monday, May 24, 2004 11:11 AM
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TheRobbStory
St. Petersburg
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I'm the same way, only I was in my underpants jumping on the bed screaming "LUCK BEEEE A LADY...TOOOOOONIGHT!" I completed the effect by wearing a sheet on my back like a cape. That's unusual because Frank Sinatra never wore a cape when he performed (at least not to my knowledge). James Brown did, though...for what it's worth.
I was just trying to 1-up clay by looking all smart and crap but 'edgy' at the same time, if you must know the truth.
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:24 PM
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Forkdora
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I wear a cape for 3/4ths of my day. Except mine isn't a sheet, but a very special blue blanket.
Friday, May 28, 2004 10:40 AM
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swank
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"Prostitutionalize" is a word?
Friday, May 28, 2004 7:05 PM
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Young_Roo
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Hey MooG - have you been feeding yourself cause you look skinny as shit- sounds like your keepin it real - holla (727) 687-3446
Friday, May 28, 2004 11:17 PM
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Forkdora
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Roo: That's scary business posting your number on here for all to see... and that's not the i have in my phone now... what... I changed mine. Here is your first hint: the area code is 314. Where in the world is Megan Harper?
This is a word that shouldn't be: burgalicious. the adj. of 'to burgal'. Use that one in a sentence.
Saturday, May 29, 2004 12:41 AM
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timeconsumerx
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glasses are hot on any girl. are you from mt dora?
Tuesday, August 31, 2004 12:05 PM
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Neostrat
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I agree, roomate, the subject from our discussion from about 5 minutes ago.
Tuesday, August 31, 2004 12:09 PM
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burnsinat0r
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I once had a hot girlfriend with glasses from Mt Dora... Yes, glasses are hot.
Tuesday, August 31, 2004 8:41 PM
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Forkdora
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Yes. Yes, I'm from Mt. Dora.
Sunday, September 26, 2004 1:22 PM
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Hecht Money
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beautiful
Tuesday, September 28, 2004 1:08 PM
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anticsprite
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whoa neat...i'm from mount dora too.
[Edited by anticsprite on 12/3/2004 1:49:03 PM. Reason for edit: and i wear glasses too!]
Friday, December 3, 2004 11:46 PM
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