USFStudC
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cute stella! a.k.a.. my big sis and fav. tri-delt!
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:28 AM
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God
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Hey how you doing cutie. I've got something to ask you. Okay, so I came over here to ask you out, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you go out with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 11:49 AM
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SaNToRoGT
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Now thats a fucking pick up line!
Thursday, May 20, 2004 12:07 AM
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SaNToRoGT
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Fucking double post I hate you and I don't even know you and I hate. I hope all the bad things happen to you and only you.
[Edited by SaNToRoGT on 5/19/2004 2:08:23 PM. Reason for edit: Dave Chapelle pure genius]
Thursday, May 20, 2004 12:07 AM
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psychodelite
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yeah man, i dont blame him............like it amazes me how like some chicks are just naturally good looking like that...
Thursday, May 20, 2004 1:18 AM
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BMack
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Go upstairs blondie and watch your spring break videos!
Thursday, May 20, 2004 1:22 AM
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lymmotusf
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God makes a good point. Relationships should be just kept sexual. I also agree because, after all, he is "gOd"
Lemme know if that kind of pickup strategy actually works (I don't think girls will buy it)
PS
This is what part of the alphabet would look if Q and R were eliminated
But seriously, looking good ghettopirate
[Edited by LymmoTUSF on 5/19/2004 4:23:43 PM. Reason for edit: PS]
Thursday, May 20, 2004 2:08 AM
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Limpbizkit7145
Seffner
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stella ur so hottt....haha
Thursday, May 20, 2004 2:30 AM
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GhettoPirate
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yeah that pick up line probably wouldn't work for most girls, but thanks guys!
Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:38 AM
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pirateshark9
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psychodelite...who said that was natural?
bwahahah stella.
Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:39 AM
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GhettoPirate
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natural? yeah it's all artificial
Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:45 AM
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BMack
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I know of a pic with artificial... nm 
Thursday, May 20, 2004 4:29 AM
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GhettoPirate
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haha, that comment made me thing a minute but now I'm laughing my ass off...gotta love it!
Thursday, May 20, 2004 4:40 AM
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Incredibull
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natural, artificial, whatever you want to call it.... make no mistake about it:
Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:24 AM
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lymmotusf
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hahaha
Thats awesome
Thursday, May 20, 2004 9:00 AM
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molewithit
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whoaaa stella! i like your hair, its so light!! miss ya .gif)
Thursday, May 20, 2004 10:14 AM
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Seabass
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I think you have wonderful fake parts.
Thursday, May 20, 2004 8:13 PM
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BMack
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Yeah Stella, eventually you'll figure out that April tells all secrets... muahahahahahaha
Friday, May 21, 2004 4:49 PM
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pirateshark9
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Brian, i don't tell secrets,
i tell things that are funny that im sure no one wants to know they actually said that.
secrets are safe with me.
Saturday, May 22, 2004 1:15 AM
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BMack
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;)
Saturday, May 22, 2004 1:40 AM
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Hecht Money
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Damn Halla at cho boi! BigHechtMoney (aim)
Wednesday, June 2, 2004 9:04 AM
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GhettoPirate
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Miss you too Bridgette! Where have you been at?
Friday, June 4, 2004 8:04 AM
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BizkitBabe74
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i completely agree - relationships should only be sexual.
Friday, June 4, 2004 9:02 AM
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nathansym
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must hang out with Bizkit
Friday, June 4, 2004 6:36 PM
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