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ivyspice
Riverview, FL

okay! the goatee is hott. we can be friends even though i wanna jump you and have my way with you, right?

Saturday, November 6, 2004 4:11 PM

MStarBrite


sign me up

Saturday, November 6, 2004 8:33 PM

jlbshagwell


I'll be your friend.

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 10:23 AM

mrd17


Me first, guys. I have a sister named Jacqui.

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 10:28 AM

Trillian


how much will you pay me?

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 12:56 PM

ivyspice
Riverview, FL

Oh gawd. Why would you bump a picture with my awful attempt of e-flirting in it?!

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 5:03 PM

GLiNTCH
Tampa, FL

bump, cuz he's a good guy like me and we never get what we deserve in life by being nice...this is where I cry and girls crow aruond me and Derek

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 8:29 PM

Imperfect Clark


Nikita, I recommend New Found Glory - Ballad for the Lost Romantics

Thursday, January 6, 2005 4:28 AM

GLiNTCH
Tampa, FL

I recommend: Sugarcult - Palm Trees And Power Lines - 01 - She's the Blade.mp3

Thursday, January 6, 2005 4:35 AM

GLiNTCH
Tampa, FL

Actually - he put it best, read below

[Edited by GLintch on 1/5/2005 6:56:19 PM. Reason for edit: .]

Thursday, January 6, 2005 4:46 AM

Imperfect Clark


EDIT: Before the edit, Nikita's previous post was somewhat a declaration of his and mine availability in the dating game, and that we are good guys and if you (a girl) screwed us you would basically meet a grisly death of some sort lmao.

---------------original post-------
What? lol I would like to clarify that I had no knowledge of the previous post in advance, and I do not fully concur with it I will not be spearing anyone (most likely) and I don't feel sorry for myself or mad at women (well, except for one).

Yes, I'm looking for girls, but who isn't? *smirks...* Nevermind. Girls, if you want to be my friend, you may! I hear that screen names are publicized on this site.

[Edited by Imperfect Clark on 1/5/2005 8:33:09 PM. Reason for edit: response to another edit]

[Edited by Imperfect Clark on 1/5/2005 8:34:42 PM. Reason for edit: further clarification]

Thursday, January 6, 2005 4:52 AM

toxicone


thanks for coming back on the comment

Sunday, January 23, 2005 9:30 AM

Imperfect Clark


Wow, first post

Sunday, January 23, 2005 1:05 PM

Scarlett


I'll be your friend.....u seem like u might actually be as big of a dork as me!

Thursday, January 27, 2005 12:09 PM

Trillian


aww who can say no to that cute widdle shit-eating grin

Thursday, January 27, 2005 9:27 PM

Hotpink


(e)P-I-M-P

Friday, January 28, 2005 12:06 AM

Mattyboy
Tampa

Grammar Jihad Founder

And I was in the honors lounge that day, we were debating philosophy, not poetry, while Nate played the guitar.

[Edited by MattyBoy on 1/27/2005 3:13:45 PM. Reason for edit: Honors Lounge Decbacle]

Friday, January 28, 2005 1:12 AM

Imperfect Clark


No, I heard you. You were debating iambic pentameter (poorly). I saw the tears welling in your eyes as you lost your footing in the argument, which made me smile. There was some girl in the corner, brooding after you guys told her she was stupid for not knowing the rules on ordering adjectives in the event you had multiple modifiers for a single noun. I kinda had to laugh, too, because everyone about that stuff.

And to my prospective e-friends, you're welcome to instant message me! I actually talk to anyone who IMs me (unlike 90% of the bitches from this site whom I've harmlessly greeted.) If you want supporting evidence of this claim, recall my legendary "'AIM' for the head" piece, where I defame a variety of anonymous n00bs, one of whom was actually my roommate, lol. If I was willing to give those people more than 5 seconds of my attention, then I think you're safe....

In the meantime I'll keep bawlin'...*BALLIN', ballin', ...waiting for the next bitch to e-PIMP. It could be you. Well no...not you MattyBoy. *releases Nikita on you*

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:48 AM

Imperfect Clark


http://www.myspace.com/imperfectclark

Friday, April 28, 2006 11:40 PM

Tweak
Tampa

^LMAO

Friday, April 28, 2006 11:49 PM

Unmentionables


which n00b roommate are you talking about, seeing as how this picture was taking in reflections?

Saturday, April 29, 2006 2:44 AM

Trillian


lol mr. clark

Saturday, April 29, 2006 3:19 AM

Imperfect Clark


^^ Andrey

Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:49 AM

JossaLION


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Saturday, July 28, 2007 4:32 AM

Trillian


MISTAH CLAHK

Saturday, July 28, 2007 8:55 AM

shchmue
Tampa

quote :

okay! the goatee is hott. we can be friends even though i wanna jump you and have my way with you, right?


quote :

You were debating iambic pentameter (poorly). I saw the tears welling in your eyes as you lost your footing in the argument, which made me smile.


a match made in heaven

Saturday, July 28, 2007 12:21 PM

swank


I've got to applaud your courage at not taking the picture and entire profile down after the first comment. Hopefully this picture has yielded you a bountiful harvest. Of sex.

Saturday, July 28, 2007 6:17 PM








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