Bradley
Tampa
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playmate of the year 07. Shes just blond enough.
Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:20 AM
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Incognito
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It's for the audrina partrige thread. Just to compare another similar-figure chick (but blonde...that has that "something extra" to make it in playboy
Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:37 AM
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OmNiSciEnT12b
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It's the skin.
Sunday, March 30, 2008 9:48 AM
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Nikki OLE
Tampa, FL
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I remember her centerfold. It was the most airbrushed shit I've ever seen in my life. The slit for her vagina was drawn on with MSPaint.
Sunday, March 30, 2008 9:14 PM
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shchmue
Tampa
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hahahahaha are you fucking serious?
[Edited by shchmue on 3/30/2008 9:33:23 PM. Reason for edit: Adobe Deep Pore Cleanser]
Monday, March 31, 2008 2:31 AM
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princest
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mmm sweet potato pie
Monday, March 31, 2008 3:30 AM
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shchmue
Tampa
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ahahahahaha yams
[Edited by shchmue on 3/31/2008 7:29:15 AM. Reason for edit: a misnomer! but colloquially relevant to the derisive nature of these jocular appropriations, rite dawg?]
Monday, March 31, 2008 12:27 PM
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HairyBearChaos
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i don't get how people find women like this to be all that attractive. she's not real. :[
Monday, March 31, 2008 5:44 PM
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princest
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well, everything fake is still attractive, n'est-ce pas?
Monday, March 31, 2008 6:36 PM
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volcomdiablo
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^^It doesn't matter.
Monday, March 31, 2008 7:09 PM
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HairyBearChaos
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je ne sais pas, c'est bizarre.
Monday, March 31, 2008 11:03 PM
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shchmue
Tampa
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it doesn't look like a person at all. is it the barbie doll fantasy?
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 6:22 AM
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JossaLION
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There are many different standards of beauty across different groups. Considering this particular aesthetic, I think this picture is done well. It's not what everyone likes, but it has its place. The element of commercialism is a huge influence in this style. But there is so much variety (in general standards of beauty) that no one is required to understand something that doesn't appeal to them. There is something for everyone.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:29 AM
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HairyBearChaos
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^ i completely understand that. i'm just puzzled at the airbrushed-to-hell aspect of the appeal.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:39 AM
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Holycarp
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^ Whats the appeal in reading about people with superhuman powers? I'm just curious as to why some people feel like it would be better if they could have a totally unexplainable power.
Her picture is a realistic fake, you can't say she doesn't look perfect. Is your problem that it's "too perfect" and that should disinterest me? Looking at every detail of the picture to find the flaws is like trying to figure out exactly how scientists can create a spider where biting someone could change the DNA of a person. Let fantasy be fantasy.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:42 PM
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HairyBearChaos
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oreo
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:37 PM
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TrackStar
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I'd let her have my babies.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:12 PM
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MellyMarie
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Something about her cooter puts me off. Kind of like the word cooter.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:03 PM
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Incognito
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It's a fantasy. Just like nobody wants to pay to go watch a movie about someone's boring daily routine, nobody wants to pay for pictures of a woman with an uneven tan, a saggy tit, or a discolored cooter. We really don't want to see the scar from when she fell off her bike in third grade or the ill-advised belly button piercing. So we pay for a fantasy. It doesn't mean that we don't appreciate or love the real women in our lives with all their flaws.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:51 AM
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TrackStar
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^winz thread
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 4:42 AM
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burnsinat0r
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:58 AM
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Holycarp
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^^wtf wins thread... i just said that...
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:42 AM
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TrackStar
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?
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 10:54 AM
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volcomdiablo
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Women as a species are insecure and will only pose naked if someone goes and cleans up their natural hideousness.
No one on this site can prove me wrong.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 7:19 PM
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TrackStar
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my wifes done art nude with no touch ups... if proof requires pictures, no. but my knowledge of it being fact is enough.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 8:47 PM
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volcomdiablo
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Sorry, but proof DOES require pictures or some sort of exhibition of evidence.
Otherwise, it's hearsay.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 8:59 PM
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princest
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^ just look at amateur porn sites.
(or not even sites, just look for bad amateur porn. tip: google image search "old women".)
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:17 PM
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Holycarp
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To answer your question Trackstar; I said the same thing your wife did. She reworded it and suddenly wins the thread.
edit: I want my thread winning merit badge.
[Edited by Holycarp on 4/2/2008 4:48:42 PM. Reason for edit: punctuation?!?!]
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:47 PM
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volcomdiablo
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quote :
No one on this site can prove me wrong. |
^^That doesn't count. The amateur fuck freaks are for the sickest of sick. I was speaking of women with class.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 10:06 PM
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shchmue
Tampa
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quote :
Her picture is a realistic fake |
she looks like a fake person and a real carrot. with tits. i love vegetables, but mostly cooked, so maybe i just don't like this because i'm not into cannibalism.
quote :
my knowledge of it being fact is enough. |
SO DECLARETH SIR NICHOLAS OF AZZINOTH, SLAYER OF TIAMAT, CONQUEROR OF TEMPLE TERRACE
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 10:17 PM
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TrackStar
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thats not my proper title...
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 11:46 PM
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Incognito
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^^ She gets points for avoiding skin cancer by fake-baking. Smart girl.
Sunday, April 6, 2008 10:14 PM
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burnsinat0r
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As much as I dislike plastic...she is borderline cute. And that body...even if it's not real...
Monday, April 7, 2008 1:21 AM
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princest
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are her boobs really fake??? they don't look fake. not that that means anything. but seriously, what's the point of fakes if you're not going huge?
Monday, April 7, 2008 7:47 AM
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shchmue
Tampa
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^^^ why can't it just be neither fake tan nor real tan? if that's just poor photo editing then lulz.
^ i think he's referring to photoshoppery, not surgery.
Monday, April 7, 2008 12:11 PM
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CallMeEleanor
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Way too much analysis of a naked lady picture.
Monday, April 7, 2008 10:57 PM
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laxGregg
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^
Monday, April 7, 2008 11:09 PM
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TrackStar
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Its a subconscious effort to keep it in the recent comments section.
Monday, April 7, 2008 11:11 PM
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laxGregg
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^
-TJ
Monday, April 7, 2008 11:56 PM
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