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the "snapple incident"

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OK. So here's the story: we're in New York so we decide to eat. Of course Jackie HAS to get a hot dog from one of the vendors on the side of the road. I was absolutely disgusted with that idea so I went to Bubba Gump's and had lunch. Meanwhile, Jackie gets a hot dog and a snapple from vendor guy. Jackie eats her hot dog and then takes a sip from her snapple. All of the sudden she's coughing and can't breath and turning really pale. Well of the four of them with Jackie, no one knew what to do. Then some random person ran to get a cop. The cop is like is everything okay. We just look at the dumbass. Yea don't worry our friend's just dying everything is alright. Stupid... Anyway, the cop calls the ambulence and the paramedics take her to the hospital. The picture is Brittany(the one smiling). She went to the hospital with Jackie (the one in the background with her back turned)(She was pretty pissed that we took a picture) So anyway, to finish the story, when the paramedics inspected the snapple bottle they discovered a piece of glass was missing from the mouth of the bottle. So, our friend Jackie had swallowed glass and cut her throat. She's okay now. We just make fun of her a lot.
 
Ratman


sue snapple

Friday, July 8, 2005 9:53 PM

Dan3223


Snapple could just pin it on the vendor for mishandling the product.

So what did they do at the hospital?
Did they get the glass out or just let it go through her system?

Friday, July 8, 2005 9:57 PM

Iccee


holy crap, thats a caption there lady...

i didnt read it, it was too long haha

Friday, July 8, 2005 10:17 PM

laurusf20


damn that sucks!

Friday, July 8, 2005 10:28 PM

PickledFish


Greys Papaya! the best hot dogs!

Friday, July 8, 2005 11:10 PM

fishinogre


the end

Friday, July 8, 2005 11:26 PM

SaNToRoGT


That was by far the dumbest fucking story I have ever read....

Friday, July 8, 2005 11:33 PM

fishinogre


hey at least it was really long and pointless





wait there was a point

Friday, July 8, 2005 11:55 PM

Iverson


So if it was stupid, why did you read it?

At the hospital they did nothing because the doctor said the piece of glass wasn't big enough to worry about.

Saturday, July 9, 2005 3:36 AM

Iccee


^ it's best not to try and figure out anything he says...or you will get a bunch of comments saying "poopshot" lol

Saturday, July 9, 2005 4:36 AM

jessecurry
Tampa, FL

^^ So basically your friend coughed a little bit, had trouble swallowing and was then ok. She went to the hospital to be told that there was nothing to do. And she doesn't bother to look at things before placing them in her mouth.

Saturday, July 9, 2005 4:41 AM

Iverson


Well it wasn't like there was a HUGE chunk of glass missing. It was like a slither. She was okay by the next week. They didn't do anything because, well, it's not like you can put a band aid inside your throat.

[Edited by Iverson on 7/8/2005 7:06:49 PM. Reason for edit: add]

Saturday, July 9, 2005 5:06 AM

Timbo238


i didnt think the story was that bad.........glad to hear shes ok

was it an FDNY Paramedic unit or was it from one of the hospitals?

Thursday, July 21, 2005 11:19 PM

SaNToRoGT


quote :

Iverson
37 Posts

So if it was stupid, why did you read it?


You titled it the "snapple incident" which to me I thought it meant a decent story. I was wrong and disappointed...

Friday, July 22, 2005 1:35 AM

Iverson


SaNToRoGT - I'm sorry to have disappointed you. My next story will be better. I promise.

Matt - It was a FDNY paramedic

Friday, July 22, 2005 2:16 AM

SaNToRoGT


I hope the hell so....

Friday, July 22, 2005 2:24 AM








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