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One of the most wonderful shows EVAR! If you disagree, your are probly retarded...
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TrackStar
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Meatwad: I thought u said TV was bad
FryLock: It is...but we fuckin need it!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:39 PM
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SaNToRoGT
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You gonna buy the DVD July 20th?
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:41 PM
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TrackStar
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Damn right I am, gonna have a sleep over(girls + me) at my new place over in the Excellence to watch it too!
I dont move over there untill aug. 15th though...
[Edited by TrackStar on 7/6/2004 3:57:09 AM. Reason for edit: []
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:45 PM
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TrackStar
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MEATWAD: "where's my whiskey, I'm going to get tore up!"
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:46 PM
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Trillian
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quote :
gonna have a sleep over at my new place |
fag
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:48 PM
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TrackStar
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Your not invited now, I was refering to me and all my girls who love the show too..
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:56 PM
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Trillian
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ugh
how do i make those stupid smilies
eh fuck it
im FROWNING at you!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:57 PM
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TrackStar
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lol
I forgive you?
"50 wings, extra hot, and keep the ranch comin."
"You kiddin me? Im gonna be fartin blood ova here"
"No you cant have my celery, i need em... for fiber... I GOT PROBLEMS!!"
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 2:06 PM
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TrackStar
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Shake: Look it's just until this ear infction clears up. Then I'll be able to go back to work again.
Meatwad: Yeah, well, I don't see no ears.
Shake: Well you are about not to have a mouth, and I mean it! I'll rip it off!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 2:20 PM
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TrackStar
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"master shake said to go in the freezer there is a carinval in there, there's wasnt a carinval in there --it was a damn freezer" -Meatwad
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 2:21 PM
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TrackStar
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in the mummy episode when fry asks shake how he feels and he says "you know id feel alot better if you shut the hell up whilst this is on!" and also in the same episode when shake says to the mummy "ive got a curse for you its called tomorrow your ass is out on the lawn"
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 2:29 PM
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TrackStar
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"Yeah Call Us, Will Be Drunk" -Err
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 2:34 PM
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TrackStar
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"On The Moon, Nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moon Rocks!" -Err
"Err please, you buttocks is so small and square it barely reads as a moon." -Iginongt
"Yeah, put em on the glass!" -Err
"I'm going to wring your pants!" -Err
"We smoke while we shoot the bird!" -Err
"Then you can get tore up." -Err
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 2:35 PM
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TrackStar
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"IT WORKS! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!" Dr.Weird
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 2:51 PM
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TrackStar
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Meatwad: Mc Pee Pants doesn't just want candy, thats childish. He needs it, and when you need something that's a responsibility and...oooh bunnies..
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:02 PM
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TrackStar
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Frylock-I give you the OoGhij MIQtxxXA!
Shake-Frylock, are you really gonna call it that?
Frlyock-well yeah. I mean thats the Klingon word for superior galactic intelligence...and thats what this is.
Frlyock-More like superior galactic grandma after eating a block of cheese, a pack of cigarettes, and a quart of milk. disgusting is what it is.
Frylock-Well its mine and I can call it what I want!
Shake-Hey, alright, fine. Good luck with the casual sex! I mean it, no, cause you wont get it. Not with that name.
Frylock-Meatwad, what do you think?
Meatwad-...mt butt itches.
Frylock-Alright fine! What should I call it then?
Shake-BAD ASS MOTHER!
Meatwad-No, Snoopy. Wait, Shrooder...?
Shake-No, Bad Ass Mother 4000...!
Meatwad-...the Red Baron!
Shake-...goes twice as fast as your ass!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:07 PM
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My favorite quotes come from Carl.
"Hello ladies, I'd like you to meet my little friend, Goliath. We had to order elastic pants for him on the internet."
"Yeah you'd think that, but somethin' about these pills, they uh, take the edge off, you know? Take four of 'em, and uh, that yellow gateway over there opens.. for the dwarf man."
"Hey uh, you want some crabs? 'cause i got some of them. I don't know if they're alaskin king.. but they feel huge."
"What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here without having to occasionally deal with you ANIMALS!?!"
"Oh goody. So I should just sort of let the neighbors know that I'm going to be kinda, you know, exposing myself four to five times a day depending on what I eat?"
"Oh, okay.. you know.. sort of like that movie, uh, Predator. Only instead of huntin' people, he's like crappin."
"Oh okay, Candy, I'm sorry. I guess we're not in America. I guess now I'm not allowed to pay for sex with pennies."
"Ever since my son was...never concieved because I never had consentual sex without money involved, I always sort of looked at you as, well, kind of a thing that I could, you know, live next to... in accordance with state laws."
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:08 PM
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TrackStar
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hahaha, man that shit cracks me up...
(results of late night boredom)
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:10 PM
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TrackStar
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Here's some of the best of Master Shake:
"Why is anything ANYTHING!?"
"Hello, question: can you tell me how I get the women who DON'T have the ZZ Top lumberjack look. If I wanted to date Sasquash, I'd call your mother. HAHA!"
"You're both yo-yos! Shut up you yo-yos!"
"And Mel Gibson" - Shake
"Uh, Braveheart, hello?" - Happy Time Harry
"Oh you think you're the expert? Let's see how much your a** knows about flyin!" - Shake
"Those are my...talking pants! They say help me every time you open the fly, it's very annoying"
"And I HATE dancing, that is one of my LEAST favorite things to do. Other things that I hate are excersize, work, people, stupid people..."
"Let's go! They don't have nothing, it's like a flee market threw up in there"
"Yeah...well...Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you and I said ok"
"Yes, click yes for yes"
"Shoot...uh...I mean I was just gonna blow your jaw off with a fire or something, I wasn't gonna....ya know.......I think I need to go pray..."
"Can ya tell me how do I buy stocks? Is it the chicken or the piggy?"
"Search for 'teeth' and 'plaque conspiracy'.....and Metallica"
"I got rid of my teeth at a young age....because....I'm straight, teeth are for gay people. That's why faeries come and get em"
"What are you doing?" - Frylock
"I'm doing this alright? You gotta problem with that?" - Shake
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:29 PM
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TrackStar
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Ignotkot: You and you're, third demension...
Frylock: What about it?
Ignotkot: Oh, nothing...we have five.
(Long Pause)
Urr: Th,thousand!
Ignokot: Five thousand...
Urr: Don't question it!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:30 PM
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foxxy
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That show is hilarious!! #1 in the hood, G!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 6:01 PM
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Tampa
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MEATWAD ROCKS!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 9:15 PM
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TrackStar
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Hell yea, but I love all the characters, this show brings alot of joy to my life, haha!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 9:31 PM
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TrackStar
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Shake to meatwad: Who Bothered To Spawn You And Why?!?!
Tuesday, July 6, 2004 10:24 PM
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TrackStar
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Its on!!!! Run to your T.V's! I am... hehe
Wednesday, July 7, 2004 1:02 PM
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TrackStar
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ATTENTION!
ATHF IS ON IN 10 MINUTES, PREPARE YOURSELFS!
Friday, July 16, 2004 12:23 PM
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