JossaLION
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yuck!
Thursday, October 11, 2007 7:00 AM
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TrackStar
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I want to see that properly used...
Thursday, October 11, 2007 7:04 AM
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Mattyboy
Tampa
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I would love to see a cop pull that guy over for a DUI checkpoint.
"Blow on this coppah~ HIYOOO" :Taser::
Thursday, October 11, 2007 7:19 AM
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sundoll-arwhore
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me: very true
the dick monger's lame american cousin :http://www.usfbs.com/Gallery/ViewImage.aspx?Image=155667
jess: ugh
he gives the dick monger a bad name
for his dicks and wares are not attractive
me: no
i bet he doesn't even sell fresh dick of the day
it's like...3 day old red headed dick
jess: or spotted dick sundae
me: smegma dick special
jess: ugh stale fire crotch
me: ugh
jess: what a douche
we got this shit down
me: gives a bad name to our trade
all dick mongers of the world must stand up and fight
jess: i didn't study as an apprentice dickmonger for fifteen years to have this guy come in and tarnish our reputations
what if we get shot down
like dickmonks
:[
me: oh man
seriously
and i didn't perfect my dickensian urchin accent fo rnothing ok
that took 3 years at the shakesperian theatre company
jess: no shit
all that studying at the globe
FOR WHAT
FOR WHAT, DICK DOUCHE
me: lol
let's take our worst dick...the small scraggly one that no one wnats
and send it to him in the mail
that should teach him
jess: it should explode as soon as he opens it
explode with unspeakable rotten moldy dick juices
me: god gross
jess: a lesson must be taught
me: this man is a shame to the dick mongering trade
jess: you of all people should understand this miss
a damn dirty shame ;_;
me:
do you think,..anybody else would understand this conversation if i posted it under that pic?
jess: no
but i'd laugh hella hard
like i have been and am
me: lol ok done
Sent at 9:23 PM on Wednesday
[Edited by sundoll-arwhore on 10/11/2007 2:29:25 AM. Reason for edit: f]
Thursday, October 11, 2007 7:28 AM
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HairyBearChaos
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le sigh
what a gimmick, he won't last long in the dickmongering industry
Thursday, October 11, 2007 7:33 AM
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AfroWanksta
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The costume would be better if his real dick was hanging out.
Thursday, October 11, 2007 8:15 AM
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SuperKpill
Brandon
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^hahaha, yeah that would be funny.
Thursday, October 11, 2007 9:08 AM
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shchmue
Tampa
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dick monger? where did that come from? i'm assuming you're talking about:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cockmongler
Thursday, October 11, 2007 2:11 PM
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HairyBearChaos
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no it's not from anything
tara and i were in her apartment one night and she called someone a dickmonger and then i started the joke about a guy selling fresh dicks
Thursday, October 11, 2007 8:46 PM
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volcomdiablo
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quote :
^hahaha, yeah that would be funny delicious. |
Fag.
Thursday, October 11, 2007 8:59 PM
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detraeHnekorB
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quote :
The costume would be better if his real dick was hanging out. |
how do you know it's not O_o
Friday, October 12, 2007 12:03 AM
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AfroWanksta
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I know what a real penis looks like...
cause I have one
[Edited by AfroWanksta on 10/11/2007 11:59:23 PM. Reason for edit: I have a penis]
Friday, October 12, 2007 4:59 AM
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detraeHnekorB
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good one. +2
Friday, October 12, 2007 6:11 AM
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AfroWanksta
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Positive Danny points are like negative STONEWALL points
I'm ashamed of myself.
Friday, October 12, 2007 9:56 AM
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BlaqueChynaDawl
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he's definitely jackin around with one of them...
[Edited by BlaqueChynaDawl on 10/12/2007 8:38:22 PM. Reason for edit: .]
Saturday, October 13, 2007 1:21 AM
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shchmue
Tampa
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quote :
no it's not from anything
tara and i were in her apartment one night and she called someone a dickmonger and then i started the joke about a guy selling fresh dicks |
what's sad is i'm pretty sure you guys explained this to me before :|
Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:53 PM
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HairyBearChaos
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i don't really remember but i'm sure we have
Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:53 AM
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