Dan3223
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it's just an H2......
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:41 AM
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shamrock
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Big Willie here's right.
What's an H2 when you can spend the money on hair product?
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 12:15 PM
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Dan3223
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it's still just an H2....
nobody cares.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 1:59 PM
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Mattyboy
Tampa
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Technically, it's an SUV.
The original Hummer is an ATV.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 2:02 PM
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Brugger
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it's yellow, that makes it fit the SUV criteria before the ATV criteria.
most H2s never see the "off road"
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 8:58 PM
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GLiNTCH
Tampa, FL
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My aunt managed to get one to drive from North Miami beach to Tampa when her benz was taking too long to get serviced.
So I dorve it and got out after like 5 minutes - dummest fucking car in the world!
When we went out to BahamaBreeze - parking took 10 minutes, just plain retarded idea for a car.
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I love the REAL H1 though, just as a let's go off road for snowbarding/camping/beach camping
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 9:10 PM
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shamrock
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two posts in just over two hours? i think you care a little, Danny.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:40 PM
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Dan3223
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The first post was in response to the title of the thread: "mother fucking H2"
H2's are very commom, and I thought it was funny how exited you guys were over a normal car like that.
My second post was a reply to your little attempt at trash talking.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:48 PM
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Brugger
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so he's averaging a post an hour...
wow... good work on the math there buddy. Who cares.
And just to try and prove that you don't "care" you won't post for THREE hours.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 11:56 PM
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Neostrat
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H2's...nothing beats killing the environment and rolling out in a giant piece of crap. Rats off to you!
Thursday, February 17, 2005 12:25 AM
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kkbail84
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What a worth-while argument you all have going on.
Keep it up.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 1:03 AM
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Dan3223
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There is no arguement....
we all agree that H2s suck .gif)
Thursday, February 17, 2005 1:42 AM
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kkbail84
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well, having been in that very same H2, I'd say otherwise.
[Edited by kkbail84 on 2/16/2005 4:09:05 PM. Reason for edit: hair products have oozed through my hair follicles and fried my brain.]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 2:07 AM
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Dan3223
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I have probably driven 30 H2s in my life...
there is nothing great about them.
They ride just like any other SUV.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 2:31 AM
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jSi1ver
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Listen you fucking computer nerd, rich boy, hair fanatic dicknose no one really cares what you think about H2's whats important here is that IM IN THE PICTURE
Thursday, February 17, 2005 4:30 AM
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Dan3223
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I wouldnt call myself a computer nerd.....
Rich boy???? ahhahhahahaahahah. you must be joking Mr. H2.
hair fanatic? hardly.
I wear gel in my hair every now and then... Not every day.
And why are you so offended anyway?
I never said anything about you... so relax.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 4:49 AM
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Brugger
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The point here isn't who has gel and who doesn't or who is rich and who isn't.
The point is that H2 is the ultimate soccer mom vehicle. The All Terrain features have been stripped away from the H2. You can't even deflate the tires on demand anymore. The Jeep Wrangler is a better off roading vehicle compared to the H2 and at a fraction of the cost. I'm sure H2s are made poorly as well since they are mass produced at a higher rate now. Dollar for dollar, there is probably a better vehicle to choose other than an H2 for off roading which is the roots of a Hummer (my example is the Wrangler).
I would trust Dan3223's opinion on vehicles because he "test drives" hundreds of cars when he's working at the casino.
But since you brought it up, how is that there H2 being paid for? Lets see who's rich and who isn't. Because what really gets a girl's interest is money and cars. Forget about what kind of person you are...
[Edited by Brugger on 2/16/2005 7:16:24 PM. Reason for edit: typo]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 5:14 AM
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jSi1ver
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ok, mr. alumni and I still fuck around on usfbullshit ...
where do I begin. hmmmm.
wait on second thought you guys are gonna keep writing stupid shit all night long if i mention anything else about an h2 or pretty boys hair gel or alumni "future doctors of america"
cya dan and jonnyboy
Thursday, February 17, 2005 5:30 AM
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Meems
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HAHAHAH THIS SHIT IS PRICELESS! UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THE H2 ISN'T!
Thursday, February 17, 2005 5:35 AM
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Dan3223
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quote :
wait on second thought you guys are gonna keep writing stupid shit all night long if i mention anything else about an h2 or pretty boys hair gel or alumni "future doctors of america" |
awwwww... he thinks i'm pretty.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 8:16 AM
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Dev0station
Dade City
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you like the range rovers... this was from the last florida land rover club ride...
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:44 AM
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Neostrat
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would captain planet appreciate it...WOULD HE?
I mean, the kids had the rings, I didn't see no shitty H2 ring...but if there was one, I'm sure it be on the fag.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 11:42 AM
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timeconsumerx
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Thursday, February 17, 2005 11:52 AM
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Mattyboy
Tampa
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Well done^
Thursday, February 17, 2005 12:03 PM
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bondsgame101
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Ok, Dan I have no idea where you are from, but in Middleburg a H2 is an uncommon vehicle to see driving the roads. The ones you do see are used for what they were meant for. I have seen some video of these things off road, and man are they sweet, very very capable. The H2's also get about the same gas mileage as many of the trucks and suv's out there of the same size. I think that it might be because I am for some reason a GM fan that I like the H2. But, for all of you people lucky enough to be in an area where these vehicles are common, my hat's off to you.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 2:01 PM
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Osteor
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Its a fucking car for christ sake
Thursday, February 17, 2005 2:15 PM
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Mattyboy
Tampa
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SUV, actually
Thursday, February 17, 2005 2:23 PM
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Dan3223
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The problem with the H2 is that they are very big and heavy....
and they get what.. 8 miles to the gallon?
They also are not nearly as off road capable as the H1.
I'm not saying they are a bad vehicle per say....
but for what I see them mostly used for is a waste.
I work valet at a casino...so I see at least 10 of these things a night.
It's just an oversized SUV.
Nothing really special about them.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 2:26 PM
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ivyspice
Riverview, FL
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I can't believe noone has posted this yet...
Oh, and I know it is not yours, but still.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 2:31 PM
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Seth Angelus
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Why the fuck would anyone drive this piece of shit thats better fit to be one of those "special" buses for retards and kids with Osteoporosis? Not to mention nothing says "I'm an obnoxious cunt" than driving a huge yellow box with wheels.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 6:25 PM
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volcomdiablo
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What I have learned from this thread:
Dan is GOD of the H2's. He's been there, done that. It's nothing to him. You're nothing to Dan. Dan pwns you.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:54 PM
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timeconsumerx
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not to mention that other non-utility SUVS suck major cock as well. such as navigators and expeditions.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 11:06 PM
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Liquid Anubis
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Aaron, why you gotta hate on Ford son?! 
but seriously, i had seen a pic of an accident between an H2 and some accord or whatever. that hummer was fucked! the whole front of it was mashed in. i think the other car faired better.
not the pic i was looking for but here you go.
[Edited by Liquid Anubis on 2/17/2005 1:14:45 PM. Reason for edit: image]
Thursday, February 17, 2005 11:13 PM
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Dev0station
Dade City
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Here you go...
Thursday, February 17, 2005 11:35 PM
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Meems
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Yay plastic.
Friday, February 18, 2005 12:42 AM
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Mattyboy
Tampa
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The H2 doesn't look tough!
It looks laughable at best unless complete customized. It's basically a steroid injected Minivan for women who couldn't even handle the mini van in the first place. Now imagine this mechanic monstrosity with a 125 trohpy wife/soccer mom behind the frickin wheel of it! Putting on her make up while talking on a cell phone, while already 8 feet over the average vehicles line of sight.
Hooray "Bread Box of Death" on wheels
[Edited by MattyBoy on 2/17/2005 3:03:38 PM. Reason for edit: Bread Box]
Friday, February 18, 2005 1:02 AM
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Meems
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I call them toasters - along with the Scions... fucking boxes.
YAY AERODYNAMICS.
Friday, February 18, 2005 1:16 AM
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volcomdiablo
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I want an H2.
Friday, February 18, 2005 4:32 AM
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jlbshagwell
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Nice one Adam ^
Also, Nikita... yikes the new avatar.
Friday, February 18, 2005 7:47 AM
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