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some days you wake up with photographic evidence of something you strongly feel you would have remembered
 
TheRobbStory
St. Petersburg

SCHMOOEY HAS A FLAVOR!!!!!!1

Wednesday, August 22, 2007 10:40 PM

burnsinat0r


MATH NERDS REPRESENT!!!4!

Thursday, August 23, 2007 2:54 AM

sundoll-arwhore


aw <3

Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:35 AM

TrackStar


homo erotic

Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:45 AM

HairyBearChaos


god you look pale

at least more than usual

Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:11 AM

FBsk8er0


Oh this looks familiar...well minus the melon, I don't know what's going on there

Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:01 AM

hopeEXPLOSION


I'm laughing about the watermelon.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 9:27 AM

JossaLION


This is what happens when worlds collide.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 9:52 AM

hopeEXPLOSION


All I can think of is Monster Magnet now. Or wait.....I guess that was Powerman 5000? Fuck I don't know.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 9:54 AM

laxGregg


Powerman 5000

Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:42 AM

shchmue
Tampa

quote :

homo erotic


no shit. i genuinely did not remember the forehead licking or the watermelon in my lap. i remember the toilet and the towel (that could be a lyric...).

quote :

god you look pale

at least more than usual


flash+bathroom lights+yeah, i'm really fucking pale and i never go outside. i probably should, i been workin' out. tchyeah.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:51 AM

JossaLION


Don't go outside without sunscreen, Ryan. Skin cancer + premature aging + sun spots + wrinkles will ensue. I really don't think you look that pale though. I think that you look a little washed out from the toxins (alcohol?) being in your system, which will dry out your skin (no matter what color it is) and make it look a little dull. Just hydrate and keep up the good work workin' out.

And Jess, given that you have a pattern of being highly vocal when it comes to accepting yourself as is and rejecting modern standards of beauty/praising non wearers of makeup /etc., I find it quite strange that you would point out someone being au naturel in anything other than a positive context. If you meant your comment in a good way then I missed it and I apologize ahead of time.

[Edited by browneyes on 8/23/2007 6:38:47 AM. Reason for edit: .]

Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:05 AM

Tweak
Tampa

The scenarios going through my head from this picture...

There are none, because the only explanation for this is "we were drunk".

Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:19 PM

TheRobbStory
St. Petersburg

I think I was there that night. You were sitting up against a wall staring at the floor. Someone dared me to draw a dick on your face, but I wasn't sure whether or not your nerds were the violent type and I kinda like that bar.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:35 PM

volcomdiablo


No matter how fucked up I get, I only party with guys that WON'T lick my fucking face.

Supergay.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:24 PM

HairyBearChaos


i meant it as an slightly jovial observation but more in that that he looked sick.

being paler than usual is a sign of malaise or sickness to me. nurse mentality and whatnot.

Friday, August 24, 2007 12:56 AM

shchmue
Tampa

^ i'm healthy. joss is probably right about hydration though.

^^ that guy is one of my favorite people, die.

^^^ i don't know if you're referring to a real situation... if you're talking about the time i'm thinking of, i probably wouldn't have noticed, but my friend would have caused all sorts of trouble.

quote :

The scenarios going through my head from this picture...

There are none, because the only explanation for this is "we were drunk".


nail on the head

Friday, August 24, 2007 2:45 AM

sweetlilmissa


Um... so why is there a watermelon in your lap?

Friday, August 24, 2007 3:04 AM

shchmue
Tampa

i dunno, early on they busted out a presumably rotten watermelon with "rotten watermelon" written on it in permanent marker. i wish that was visible in this picture.

anyway, someone probably took advantage of my incapacitation and tossed it in my lap. i may or may not be able to have kids...







...giggity

Friday, August 24, 2007 4:39 AM

sweetlilmissa


Took advantage of you in more ways then one...

Friday, August 24, 2007 7:08 AM

volcomdiablo


^^^^ All I'm saying is set friendship boundries before you drink excessively.

Friday, August 24, 2007 11:38 PM








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