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Besides, if you had a ring that could shoot fire, or summon the earth, there was no way in hell you would summon a green haired freak.
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Troux
Valrico
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There's no way that picture is related to that caption, so don't try.
Thursday, January 15, 2004 8:24 AM
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thetrippysmurf
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I haven't made any of these, I just find them hilarious. They are from www.somethingawful.com. The article was called "Postive School Posters Gone Wrong." God I love that site.
Thursday, January 15, 2004 8:53 AM
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AfroWanksta
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How can you question the power of heart? Without the power of heart they can't combine their powers to summon captain planet. Besides they needed an elephant jockey to satisfy people worried about racial representation, and since the good powers were taken by the crackers and negroes, they made up a queer power to fit the terrorist kid into the storyline
[Edited by AfroWanksta on 1/15/2004 2:06:07 AM. Reason for edit: down with the corporate system]
Thursday, January 15, 2004 12:02 PM
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thetrippysmurf
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I thought he was South American?
Thursday, January 15, 2004 7:17 PM
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EmptyApocalypse
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Yah dude, the heart kid was like brazilian or something
Thursday, January 15, 2004 9:33 PM
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Troux
Valrico
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God dammit...Jason, Kwami, Gi...What were those other three (monkey included)? Mati was the South American...Can't remember the monkey and the Red, though.
Thursday, January 15, 2004 11:39 PM
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AfroWanksta
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ok well then to make it politically correct, replace elephant jokey with berry picker, and terrorist with beaner
[Edited by AfroWanksta on 2/24/2004 2:49:36 PM. Reason for edit: down with the corporate system]
Friday, January 16, 2004 12:53 AM
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thetrippysmurf
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Wheeler was the American that always hit on the Russian.
Friday, January 16, 2004 1:46 AM
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Troux
Valrico
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Hmm, dunno wwhere I got Jason.
Friday, January 16, 2004 2:32 AM
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hindu
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He never got play from the russian anyhow except that one kiss and her crying about him when she thought he was dead
Friday, January 16, 2004 2:43 AM
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Schaboinken
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Yeah that shit was lame. When I was a kid I was like like, "Oh snap, she cried over him being dead! Living Wheeler has GOTSTA get some play, now!"
Friday, January 16, 2004 2:50 AM
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thetrippysmurf
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Meh, Wheeler realized that eventually the Russian would come to him. The Asian Chick and Kwami had each other, and the Heart guy had the monkey. Unless she was into Captain Planet, she was gonna go down on him.
Friday, January 16, 2004 2:56 AM
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JadenGuy
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don't forget that heart had the ability to speak with red blood cells. i mean, he had power over biological stuff. hypathetically, he could have controlled all living organisms, and eventually kept the others under his thumb with brain control, and the threat that he'd have the red blood cells eat their entire bodies slowly. plus, he didn't sell out and get those gloves. you remember? the uber powerful gloves. i just wonder what would happen if the gloves combined, however...
would a new captain planet show up? or would they have maybe a hero without a mullet? and could heart BE amplified? i mean, the things made you evil and greedy a bit, so heart would probably do a big nothing if it got adultered. but that flies right in the face of my other arguments, so scratch that.
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Friday, April 23, 2004 10:39 PM
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vyran
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The heart kid really did get screwed over in the deal.
[Edited by vyran on 10/9/2004 2:27:33 PM. Reason for edit: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING EDIT BOX BULLSHIT]
Sunday, October 10, 2004 12:27 AM
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Seth Angelus
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didn't that fucker use the heart ring to communicate with animals
Sunday, October 10, 2004 3:06 AM
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Trillian
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mark...you slurred him as an indian (elephant jockey) then a middle eastern (terrorist).
can we please agree on his ethnicity here
Sunday, October 10, 2004 4:18 AM
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