theawesomemissy
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A smiling mugshot...more like an oxymoron to me.
Thursday, June 30, 2005 3:36 AM
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usfbullshit56
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^haha...good catch missy...
Thursday, June 30, 2005 10:04 AM
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J_Klu
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wow... you look so different Sam! .gif)
Friday, July 1, 2005 3:20 AM
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usfbullshit56
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oh yes...my hair's about 3 inches longer than you might remember it.....
and i dont shave the facial hair as much....and the lack of tannage has gotten my skin to take on a lighter complexion....
and in this picture i'm wearing some colored contacts (they were brown, i dont know how they came out all wierd looking)....
[Edited by usfbullshit56 on 7/2/2005 7:20:56 PM. Reason for edit: :]
one last thing....i've gained some fat around the face.... ....i need to do more cardio.....
[Edited by usfbullshit56 on 7/2/2005 7:22:46 PM. Reason for edit: ....blah....I'll edit as many times as i want....ITS MY FUCKING POST :)]
Sunday, July 3, 2005 5:19 AM
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J_Klu
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Sexay!
Thursday, July 7, 2005 2:07 AM
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usfbullshit56
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i know i am but what are you? 
Saturday, July 9, 2005 12:35 PM
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fishinogre
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I'd rather be rich than stupid
this made me choke on beer and wake up my dad
Saturday, July 9, 2005 12:36 PM
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usfbullshit56
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^i'm very confused!
Saturday, July 9, 2005 12:38 PM
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fishinogre
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I'll explain it to you. Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
The end
Saturday, July 9, 2005 12:40 PM
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usfbullshit56
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ahhh....i love ramen noodles...dont you?
Saturday, July 9, 2005 12:42 PM
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fishinogre
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Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
but yes i do
Saturday, July 9, 2005 12:50 PM
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usfbullshit56
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LMAO...
who's laurie?
Saturday, July 9, 2005 12:51 PM
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fishinogre
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Some chick that looked like a dude and doods dont cook.
By the way MUG SHOTS suck donkey ballz. I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming You don't have to tell me, I said. I'm off the team, aren't I? Well, said Coach, you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times. It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:03 PM
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usfbullshit56
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^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa......
everyone in my hotel room woke up to read that story....thanks...a few more beers have been opened to discuss that story!
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:07 PM
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fishinogre
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i hope no ones smokin cuz thats bad when ur drunk... if you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic like hardcore
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:09 PM
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usfbullshit56
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naa man....the tobacco just turns the fire alarm on....no worries....and the only mirror in here is being hogged by my fat ass friend...who thinks he's pretty...
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:11 PM
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fishinogre
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Damn you only have one mirror. I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $1000 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $500 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
cheap bastards leave me alone im poor
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:13 PM
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usfbullshit56
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seriously...i hate it when someone owes me 1000$ too!
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:16 PM
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MIAtina
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damn Sam is been sooooo long, i hope all is well!
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:18 PM
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MIAtina
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[Edited by MIAtina on 7/9/2005 3:21:05 AM. Reason for edit: double post, oops!]
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:20 PM
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usfbullshit56
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all's well that ends well.....
anywho, i'm in some hotel right now....having fun...staying sober...and being good...hope ure haveing a great summer!!!
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:21 PM
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fishinogre
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yeah
Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:24 PM
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usfbullshit56
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yeah...ever heard of the A.A.?
Friday, August 12, 2005 12:09 PM
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fishinogre
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Yeah!
why is he asking me this
Friday, August 12, 2005 12:13 PM
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